Another oddball TMI Tuesday because I’ve come up with nothing else. -H
Pick one. You must pick one. You can elaborate on your answer if you want, but you must pick one.
1. Are you male or female or other?
I have an amazing vagina.
2. Dog or cat?
I am definitely a cat person. They leave you alone and you can train them to shit in a box. Cats snuggle you when you’re sad and keep you warm when you’re chilly. Did I mention the shitting in a box thing? Some of them will even shit in the toilet!
Briefly explain why you made the above choices.
Well, cats shit in a box and peanut butter is just fucking amazing.I don’t think I chose to have an amazing vagina, my life just worked out that way.
4. Group midnight nude swim or ‘mooning‘ strangers?
Group midnight swim, at least that shit’s consensual.
Eww, I’d have to go with neither, or maybe with the cat shitting in the toilet.
6. Bologna or Braunschweiger?
I’ve always hated bologna but I actually loved a nice soft spreadable braunschweiger on sliced white bread. Mmmm-mmm trashy eats!
7. Vanilla or kinky?
lol – Take a guess!
8. Rocky road or chocolate ice cream?
Rocky Road, every mouthful is something different.
9. Red M&M or green M&M
Oh when I were a lass we didn’t have red M&M’s, now I eat them every chance I get.
10. Pepsi or Coke?
Pepsi tastes like satan’s smegma after the gym mixed with fire ants. I love Coke!
11. Mini Cooper or Fiat Abarth?
I don’t know anything about Fiat so I’ll go with the Mini. The older models are actually quite cute!
12. Pleasure or pain? Why? Explain yourself please.
Pain. Through pain there is pleasure. BDSM has taught me how to manipulate the body’s own chemicals to give someone a natural high that some would say is similar to a morphine high. Here’s an excellent article on The Science Behind BDSM
Oh I think I’d go with the Japanese festival of the steel phallus. The other one sounds like too much work