I’m all about clitoral stimulation. If you were to take a peek at my top drawer next to my bed you would see my favourite clitoral toys waiting and ready for satisfaction. I had heard about the Satisfyer Pro 2 a while back and I was intrigued. It wasn’t a vibrator and it wasn’t a sucker. It moved the air around the clitoris with its innovative pressure wave stimulation mechanism. Nothing physically touches the clitoris, rather it mimics oral stimulation through the changes in the air pressure around your clit. I had to give this a go! When Satisfyer contacted me and asked if I would review three of their stimulators including the Satisfyer Pro 2 I was more than happy about the opportunity. When they arrived I opened them up one by one and scheduled out a game plan to try them all out. I wanted to be methodical in my trials and write down as much as I could so that I could be scientific in my trials. The Satisfyer Pro 2 was designed with scientific innovation so I felt it deserved an analytic approach. This of course changed when this little wonder made me orgasm in under a minute.
No, seriously. This thing managed to do what so many other ‘Clitoral Stimulators’ had promised in the past yet failed to miss the mark.
I unboxed this sleek and sophisticated sex toy and put it on to charge with its easy to use magnetic USB charger. First off, I love this style charger! It makes it clear to see that your toy is charging up. Once it was ready I got right to work. I tried it out as it was – no lube. As I cycled through the settings I found myself cumming before I even got through them all. WOW. FUCKING WOW. All I could think when I pressed the button was, ‘Hmm, that’s nice. *click* Hmmmmmmmmmm *click* oh wow, that’s great *click* Oohhhhh *click* MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM *click* HNNNNNNNNG!!!’ and then it was game over. With lube? It was just as mind-blowing.
Now first off I would not say that this is whisper silent. Maybe your partner wouldn’t hear it if you were in a tube station as a train passed by. The Satisfyer Pro 2 is so good that you just may have enough time to bring yourself to orgasm before it’s silent again! It does make an odd noise, not like a vibrator noise but it was loud enough to wake my mister from a deep sleep. He thought there was a train passing! It’s not that loud but I guess at 3am (I couldn’t sleep) when you’re woken by a strange sound you mind is a bit more random in its thoughts.
The side of the box says it features 11 speeds. That I wouldn’t know anything about because I can only manage to get about half way before I’m finished! I’ve used this clitoris sucker on my slave girl in my dungeon and she too can not get past about level 5 or 6 before she’s cumming hard. It makes a forced orgasm scene go a lot quicker as the times between orgasms are shorter. My girl is a quivering, blubbery mess in minutes without the use of a heavy wand vibrator like my Doxy Wand – Another sex toy I love!
The Satisfyer Pro 2 provides its pleasure sensations with Satisfyer’s innovative pressure wave stimulation. With its 11 built in programs, This powerful little clitoral stimulator will provide you with contact-free enjoyment, which can be enjoyed just about anywhere around the world thanks to the USB rechargeable batteries.
As an added bonus, the Satisfyer Pro 2 is completely waterproof so I was even able to enjoy this wonderful sex toy while soaking in a nice long hot bath. What better way is there to spend an evening? Thanks to its waterproof build and body safe material construction, the Satisfyer 2 is easy to clean between uses and can be easily sanitised to be used on another person. Silicone and ABS plastic can be cleaned with antibacterial soap and water and treated with toy cleaner.
Overall I do really like the sleek and sophisticated design of The Satisfyer Pro 2. It’s an elegant sex toy which has brought much joy to my life by bringing me to orgasm in no time flat. I would definitely recommend the Satisfyer Pro 2 to anyone who wanted a sex toy that was easy to use and super effective.
Let’s break it down into pros and cons
|Powerful orgasms in no time flat!||Not whisper quiet||USB Rechargeable||Can still be heard under a duvet|
|Non-Porous materials means easy sanitation||Husband thought we were being burgled|
|Waterproof for fun in the bath|
|Very easy to use and enjoy|