I received the Sqweel 2 Oral Sex Simulator as a tribute from a subbie who purchased it through my wishlist. I was quite pleased to tear open the box and find the bright white package which nicely framed the Squeel 2. I immediately ripped the box open, plugged in the batteries my subbie also bought (smart boy) grabbed my favourite water based lubricant, dimmed the lights and lept into my great big fluffy bed. This was going to be good.
I lubed myself up and started off slow… hmm not the sensation I was expecting. I kept on thinking sexy thoughts and pushed forth. hmm. Maybe I need to turn up the speed. Ugh… Keep. Thinking. Sexy. Thoughts… Do I dare try the third speed? CHRIST ON HIS THRONE WTF! I was NOT a fan of this sensation what so ever. I gave it a rest for a bit to try and bring my arousal back so that I could try the alternating setting. I was a bit weary since this wasn’t the best feeling. Once suitably aroused I tried the Sqweel 2 on the alternating setting. I very quickly wished I hadn’t.
This thing also has a function where it can quickly alternate direction and even go into reverse. Seriously? How the hell do these sound like better options?!? Somebody out there must be getting off to this or it wouldn’t be such a popular sex toy.
The Sqweel 2 Oral Sex Simulator was quickly starting to really let me down. I tried to experiment again at a later date with the same results. I thought the skin of my clit was slowly sanding off and no amount of top quality lube I used seemed to help. I figured maybe it was just me. I tried it on my husband placing it against his well lubricated frenulum. He went from nearly blowing his load to leaping out of bed. He was not happy.
Right so now the The Sqweel 2 Oral Sex Simulator was 0 for 2. Surely someone I knew would enjoy the ten tongue wheel of the multi-speed Squeel 2. I have a female sub I play with on occasion and the next time I played with her I decided to take the Squeel 2. Because the Sqweel 2 Oral Sex Simulator is made from silicone and ABS plastic which are both non-porous and can be completely sanitised, I knew it was safe to give this item a thorough clean and safely use it on another person. There’s also a great guide on Lovehoney on How to Clean a Squeel 2
The next time I saw her I layed her out on the bed, restrained her wrists to the headboard and frog-tied her legs leaving her spread eagle for me. Now my girl likes a good pussy flogging, a bit of wax on the clit, clit clamps and even the occasional pussy paddling. When I drizzled her vulva with lube my girl initially thought she was in for a little forced orgasm play. Hell, going into this I thought I was going to give her some forced orgasm fun! I danced the Sqweel 2 Oral Sex Simulator around her clit and got to the second speed I thought so far so good. When she contorted her face and said, “Stop, STOP, RED!” I knew she really wasn’t having fun. She said it was like having a belt sander held up to her clit and it wasn’t sexy.
It killed the mood and the scene ended early that day. Ouch Sqweel 2 Oral Sex Simulator, you’re now 0 for 3.
I was so looking forward to countless orgasms with this thing. I was so disappointed to find this just wasn’t for me. From what I’ve read about the Squeel 2 it’s pretty much 50/50 across the board as far as people who have enjoyed it and people who have hated it so at least I’m in good company. If you are curious about buying the Sqweel 2 Oral Sex Simulator it is available from Lovehoney for £39.99.
Let’s break it down into pros and cons
|Made with non-porous materials||Painful to use|
|Three speeds, an alternating program and a reverse program||Failed to please three people, myself included|
|Can be shared with proper sanitation methods||Disappointing|