Review of The Bondage Man Coffin Paddle

Bondage Man Coffin Paddle

Bondage Man Coffin Paddle


Along with being sadistic, I am also a little morbid. It’s the inner goth in me that’s attracted to the macabre side of life in everything I do, even BDSM. I attended the Manchester Alternative and Burlesque Fair in May or June of this year and when I walked past The Bondage Man‘s well stocked stall I was hard pressed not to dump out my wallet and stuff everything of theirs into my bag and run. I loved their new range of chain-mail accented impact toys. I resisted buying any only because I would have to start over buying another collection when I’m already well invested in my red and black Floggermeister range. I did however pick up today’s review item, the coffin shaped wooden paddle.

The Bondage Man

The Bondage Man

The Bondage Man

The Bondage Man sells different coloured hemp rope and bondage candles as well as a variety of amazing impact toys. Every paddle in their vast collection is rich with form and function. They come in many different shapes, sizes and colours.

I am a big fan of their wax play candles which I will be reviewing in the future. The impact play items they sell are made to a high standard. They look amazing and they really stand up to intense play sessions. Their motto: Fetish fun supplied by kinky people for kinky people.

How it measures up

The entire paddle measures in at 12.5 inches in length from tip to tail including the hanging loop. At its widest point it measures just under three inches. The cross decoration in the centre measures 5 inches by 2.25 inches. The entire paddle is about a centimeter thick.

This paddle fits easily in any gear bag but I also find it fits quite discretely in my handbag for impromptu spankings on the go. It’s narrow stature helps it tuck away safely in travel bags or suitcases and it has the appearance of a hairbrush so if you’re shy about your spanking toys when you travel, this coffin paddle is for you.

Materials

This gorgeous spanking paddle is made from Parana pine which is South American wood from Brazil’s rarest trees. Importing this gorgeous wood is no longer an option as it is now on the endangered list. Not to worry though, The Bondage Man acquired their stock long ago well before these trees became endangered. The wood itself is light weight and in it’s natural state comes with a honey coloured grain with red flashes throughout the wood. Each piece is truly unique. Along with black, The Bondage Man sells paddles in natural wood, purple, pink and blue.

On one side of this exquisite coffin shaped paddle there is a crucifix pattern of chrome studs giving you two toys for the price of one.

The Bondage Man

The Bondage Man

Playtime

The Bondage Man

The Bondage Man

My favourite part! This paddle really shines as a very close range impact tool, especially for over the knee spankings. It’s about the size of a large hair brush so it fits perfectly in your hand and gives a good amount of coverage. The impact is stingy and can mainly be felt at the surface rather than deep in the muscle tissue. The Coffin Paddle quickly makes a bum bright pink and glowing warm.

This is where the chrome studs come in handy. Paddle them with the flat side and cool them down with the chrome studs. The cold chrome cools down their hot flesh. Now give them a few more whacks with the textured side and see if you can raise the dead… or at least try to bless their arse with a cross or two.

I also like to keep this paddle nearby and handy when I’m using other impact toys like floggers or paddles because I like to use the cold chrome studs for a bit of temperature play. It’s fun to keep my playthings guessing.

In summation

Let’s break it down into pros and cons

Pros Cons
Available at market stalls or as a custom creation Wood comes from a now endangered tree
Great gothic look Not available on the website
Smooth and textured sides Soft wood dints easily
Great for temperature play
Excellent price of £10
Summary
Reviewer
Selena Savage
Review Date
Reviewed Item
The Bondage Man Coffin Paddle
Author Rating
4

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